More pieces of my mixer are being held for ransom, until I bring him this rug that has been peed on by the pup. Bizarre happenings this evening, off the damned wall.
Slipper bashing, I assaulted him with a Victoria's Secret rainbow striped slipper. He attempts to crawl into my mothers car for who knows what. Paid off my landlord. Off the lease.
I became one of those girls, one of those girls that just put up with some ones crap. Oblivious to how awful things really were. I know now. Great, just fucking great.
My parents' dog is the size of the poops my (now former) dog took. She's sweet, I may have her sleep with me tonight.
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